Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Most Dangerous Object in the Office This Month: $2 Pocket Shots

Just what the office environment needs! Most Dangerous Object in the Office This Month: $2 Pocket Shots

What with all that's written about psycho, curmudgeonly, controlling, insecure, manipulative, ineffectual bosses; political, gossipy, insecure, unqualified co-workers; spouses of whatever gender who just don't understand and don't hold up their end of the bargain; children we thought we had to have to complete our lives who are just demanding, ungrateful, self-absorbed; and, finally, all those other people who make our lives difficult on a daily basis from the barista who cannot seem to get a coffee order straight to fellow commuters who are self-entitled beyond belief, I felt it was my honor-bound duty to provide the ultimate cure-all to all that's making you lose your aplomb, the $2 Pocket Shots.

Forget grieving over the demise of the three martini lunch! Who needs lunch anyway when you have $2 Pocket Shots? Skip that morning coffee and bagel and go straight for a Pocket Shot to start your day. All the office discussion about where to order lunch today getting you down? Just pop another $2 Pocket Shot and it won't matter. Got an afternoon of departmental meetings staring you in the face? Hmm, sounds like a double shot of Pocket Shots to me!

In the great tradition of surreptitious substance abuse at the office to get through the day, we bring you $2 Pocket Shots.

Or, you could just go into business for yourself and call your own shots!

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